i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
kiss kiss fall in love
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.
I finished off that half-eaten apricot on your plate
on graduation day because I wanted to swallow something
that had touched your mouth.
Here’s a funny joke without a great punchline: what’s
the difference between love and a nightmare?
Nothing. They both hurt so much in the beginning
The first time a boy left me, I dreamt of Freud and woke up weeping.
I’d been curled up in bed in the shape of where his body used to be.
In the beginning I even considered filing a missing person’s report,
going to the cops with empty hands
in the middle of the night, explaining to them
I was wrong,
oh I was wrong,
when I said that this Friday,
I might not be lonely,
the stars would have cared to align in my direction.
June 15th, 2013